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very nsfw only read this if u want to have an orgasm

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zeldasbooty:

nakud woman (with boob) 

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tequilafemina:

A few minutes ago my coworker said “The sexual position formerly known as 69 will now be referred to as 96. Due to the economy, the price of eating out has gone up.”

My boss is still crying.

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elux:

I’ve played entire games of Mario Kart watching the wrong screen

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cindermella:

this is painfully accurate.

cindermella:

this is painfully accurate.

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beyoncebeytwice:

can someone invent a candle that smells like a blown out candle

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